Monday, September 13, 2010

Scattered Ideas from my Life Experience

A thought: If ever you need an anger release, go find a guy friend and see how hard he'll let you high five him. (Unless you're a guy, then I guess you can play hit-for-hit.)

Another thought: If someone offers to punch someone for you, it's usually not a good idea to let them.

Aaand another: Never try to read a chapter book with a six-year-old.

Are you sick of my thoughts yet?: If you're mad at someone, don't be a jerk about it. It only gets worse.

Number Five: Don't be sickeningly patient with them, either. Just be logical.

Nummer Sechs: Is the fact that I still have thoughts to give a sign that I've learned from waaay too many mistakes? I should have just listened to my mother.

A quote: "Advice- a peice of wisdom from a person who probably first heard and ignored it a long time before you were born." -A Dictionary of Silly Words About Growing Up

An Idea: Good book. ^ You should read it.

An extremely stupid sentence: "What? I'm not talking!"
(I've actually said this before.)

A preconceived notion: That kid looks like a punk. I don't like him.
(This I have also said, though not in words.)

An insult: (Which I have actually used,) You paltry accumulation of sham prestige!

Some advice: Think about the meaning of the sentence before you just get out the Thesaurus and look up Synonyms for insulting words. Luckily the translation of the insult above makes slight sense.

A question: Can anyone here tell that I am at this time attempting to better my mood?

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